Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Another Case of Spring Fever











I was reading a blog entry by Cathy and she was listing things that she wanted. One of the things on her list was for her boobs to disappear, so that she could feel pretty in a tank top. This reminded me of an exercise that we learned as young girls. It was supose to make our bust grow. It went something like this. We must, we must, we must increase our bust. The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater, the boys depend on us. I wonder if we reversed the chant, if it would have the opposite effect. We must, we must, we must decrease our bust. The smaller the better, the prettier we look in a sweater, it’s all up to us. If that doesn’t work, there is always surgery to decrease your bust size.

Rose DesRochers

4 comments:

Stephen Bess said...

Some men have this problem too (man boobs), but thank goodness I don't! :) Hi, Rose.

Cate said...

Hi Rose! You made me smile! I will try that mantra (and push-ups, too!)!

Lord Matt said...

This issue is the single most annoying thing I ever have to listen to from the opposite sex (after the "does my bum look big in this... are you sure... you're just saying that to make me feel good... yes it does..." chat)

Every female I know feels (a) too small (b) too big.

It makes me want to regress to childhood and start throwing water bombs (something I never got to do).

Rose DesRochers said...

Cate, don’t mention it.
Steve, give it a few years.
Matt, I’m glad that you enjoyed the topic so much to blog about it.